So Pronounceth Sir Elton

According to Parade Magazine, Elton John believes Jesus was a homosexual.

That's too ridiculous an assertion to even comment on. Suffice it to say Ol' Elton has gone full circle: from just another unknown struggling musician to a talented and widely respected pop star, to an "outed" non-heterosexual rocker, to an aging caricature rehashing an old hit to trade on the death of a well-loved princess, to a crazy old twit trying to recapture his fame.

You go, Elton Sweetie. Say whatever you want. You're irrelevant. Nobody's listening.

But maybe you can just dance....